i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying
And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.
"We’ll read about it in the paper," Jaejoong greets, dramatically catapulting himself atop Yoochun’s couch.
"…do either of us read the papers…" Yoochun ponders, casually looks up from his phone, and recoils. "What’s wrong with your hair."
Jaejoong huffs at his bangs.
They remain helmet-like, sharp and ugly above his browline.
"He’s going to be eaten by cats," Jaejoong persists, spreading his palms to the ceiling as though hoping to forestall an impending kitty blitzkrieg.
"Junsu?" Yoochun mutters, half-done with the conversation.
"Yeah," Jaejoong breathes out, turning his head to stare at Yoochun with a fair amount of surprise. "How’d you guess."
Leaning into one palm, Yoochun shifts in his chair, and tells the table, deep in thought, “I always sort of pictured him going out that way. Death by cats just sounds… right.”
Jaejoong sends him a warm smile, then grows serious. “We need to find him a girl.”